Ninja may have had skillful weapons at the end of their era, but they didnt always have them. Even if the ninja managed to cut him a few times this hardy pirate would finally slice that ninja right in the gullet and swab the deck with his pathetic carcase and finally toss his body over to feed to the hungrily awaiting sharks. Last but not least, see what delightful chaos ensues when antarctic press brings artists from all over into the endless pirate ninja fray with the very first pirates vs. Who would win in a fight, an english knight, a ninja, a. The meme is sometimes referred to as pvn and has a long history on the internet. The ninja would then think of a slow and painful way to kill the unicorn. In the never ending saga pitting monkey against pirate, pirate against robot, robot against ninja, and ninja against monster. I know theres an argument about who would win in a fight ninjas or pirates but for one on one combat, its gotta be ninjas all the. Deathbypirate would likely be much more painful and slow. An overview if you mean physical strength, then most likely pirate. If it was goldenage pirates, the ninja would lose if they were exclusively peasants but would be a murder stomp if they were also samurai armed with rifles. In handtohand combat, however, a ninja would most likely win. Pirates are cool, and so are ninjas, so pirates fighting ninjas must be awesome pirates most hated enemies usually seem to be ninjas, and viceversa, even though in real life caribbean pirates and japanese ninjas didnt even live in the same time period, much less the same hemisphere. On aboard the captains ship where the bodies of his crew lay in the middle of a sunny day in the ocean, both fighters stand across from each other on the main deck.
Ninja pirate zombie vampires versus chuck norris and the space. Giant squid, one that wasnt shown in the original set, lobster vs. Spartans vs ninjas if the ninja manage to get under the spartans influence of the spear and somehow stab him down, its the ninja. Heres a video demonstration of the wrestlers in action. I dont see a spartan being able to keep up with a genuine omnitsu from the tokugawa era.
Ninja they are silent and can ambush pirates perfectly without them ever knowing. An interesting battle where the good old pirates meet the martial arts force of the ninjas in this awesome battle. I would like to have the full set as advertised and not duplicates. Smashwords pirates versus ninjas a book by andy marlow by independent author. Teenage mutant ninja turtles is the cinematic masterpiece. Even if ninja avoids stealth and takes a direct approach, a pirate is just a sailor with basic infantry skills. Produced in a roundtable format, and hosted by kieron elliot of the william wallace team, it serves as a liaison between those watching the show and its producers, hosts, and experts. The pirate would win of course because he way tougher than some cowardly ninja that has to wait in secret to attack. Sometimes the research and matches were questionable, but it was spike tv and a barrel of dumb fun. A ninja has all sorts of weapons in his arsenal, first thing a ninja would do is blind the pirate by throwing something. Who do you think will win in this ultimate showdown between ninja vs pirates. Pirates are better with guns and the like, but ninjas are. Lets assume for this scenario that both fighters are holding a sword. If it was modern day pirates vs latest version of shinobi 17th century, the pirates would win due to modernday weaponry.
Who would win book series by jerry pallotta illustrated by rob bolster published by scholastic inc purchase this book on amazon. The ninja kidz fly to orlando for a meet and greet. So for kicks, ill be doing some quick matchups and weapon listing and. An unbiased analysis of pirates versus ninjas techcrunch.
High quality 3 ninjas inspired tshirts by independent artists and designers from around the world. Although the pirate would traditionaly carry a flintlock pistol, this gun was innacurate, and the ninja would probably throw a. Ninjas is a comedic internet and gaming meme regarding a theoretical conflict between archetypal western pirates and japanese ninjas, generally including arbitrary debate over which side would win in a fight. The ninja would 1st break of the unicorns horn and break its legs so it could not hurt the ninja. Knight vs pirate the knight cuts him in half from his skull downward before he even manages to bring out his gun. Rifles and pistols favored by pirates for most of the pirate era were flintlock rifles. People in ships raiding other ships and ports, and there are pirates operating off the coast of somali today. It is equally plausible that a viking warrior would instead use an axe or a spear, or even a bow, while a samurai would be using a sword, spear or a bow. If we are sticking with traditional eras here, so 9th century vikings vs 18th century pirates, then what it comes down to is technology of the time, numbers, and of course both used physiological warfare. It may not be a hardcore geek debate, but there has been plenty of discourse. My opponent is correct here, there is not contest here. In a hypothetical battle set in the middle ages who would. Now you and a friend or enemy, really can finally settle the age old question. You should also consider pirates of the 19th century, before the modern era, as well.
In the only book so manly, even its sentences dont have periods 1, the alphabet of manliness. The run into some people who challenge them to a battle. The idea of this debate is to prove once and for all who would win in a debate between a pirate and a ninja. Theyd probably agree on a place and time, through channels, and then the ninjas would not be there. Ninja discussion goes back many years in the geek community.
As blades do not need reloading, in a full on conflict, a ninja would fair infinitely better. And months down the road, the pirates would be assassinated in their sleep simultaneously. A pirate and ninja are both fired from a cannon at each other. And i will also throw in another question similar, in a war of ninja and pirates who would win.
Watch our sketch, bffs early at good mythical more. For added irony, some bands of ninja even operated as pirates. Who would win between general real life historical pirates and ninjas in a fight. So my question to you is, where do you stand on this whole pirates vs. I know theres an argument about who would win in a fight ninjas or pirates. Humorist jake kalish writes in the pro ninja column that the reason for the popularity of. You want to put a professional soldier who has the best equipment from the bunch knight against another professional soldier who has considerably worse equipment spartan against a showman gladiator and against a spy ninja. They would compare weapons in various categories, gauge the mentality of each side, and then determine who would win based off that. I mean sure, they are characters in books and movies respectively, but famous.
Pirates are specialized in fighting with their swords and muskets, and maybe some medieval military training, but ninjas are trained under 18 disciplines. There is a large amount of historical evidence recording the activities of pirates i. These rifles were inaccurate, and required reloading after being discharged. Knight steel armor over entire body sword flail sheild fights for honor training all his life to fight ninja no armor katana throwing stars blow gun kills for money so, i would say that the knight would win. We all know about pirates vs ninjas, and ninjas vs spartans. Pirates are known by many names due to their different specializations, vikings and privateers for example.